Wednesday, 24 June 2020

Two near-Wilsons


Two near-Wilsons.

"Invented by Herbert Wilson (1817-88), a Wilson is a poem of five lines, each of which must rhyme with the first line, except for the third which must contain a non-rhyming reference to a vegetable." –Ian McMillan.

Shy Brian sang of sand and surf and sun,
of Hondas, tans, bikinis, endless fun
in temperatures to bake the biggest spud.
Alas, the good vibrations soon gave out
and Smile (his almost-album) came to nowt.

B.J. played drums on ‘Whiter Shade of Pale’,
in which the Miller maundered through his Tale
(with scarce a nod to cabbages and kings).
They never replicated that success:
their star was blighted, as with Hardy’s Tess
(Too much fandango-skipping, is my guess).



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