Whitty warns...

 

'Well, Piglet, it's nice to be out again.'

'You may want to adjust your dress, Pooh.'

'Oh, very well.   I suppose you could say things aren't too bad at present.'

'You could.  Some worrying headlines, though.'

'Really?'

'"Whitty warns of winter problems".'

'Oh dear.'

'Oh dear indeed.  Still, "Whitty warns of winter problems" - has a nice jog to it.'

'Doesn't it…like "Gable's back and Garson's got him".'

'"Whitty lands on Garson's gable".'

'"Gable garbles Garbo's cable".'

'"Garb embargoes Whitty warning".'

'"Witty Priti woos the City".'

'Witty Priti?'

'Come on, Piglet…poetic licence.'

'I suppose.'

'It's at times like this that you might wish Kitty Wells had married Conway Twitty.'

'That's someone else's joke, Pooh.'

'I care not, Piglet…"Bruin brims with boffo banter".'

'No he doesn't.'

'I suppose not.'