'Pooh, I was
wondering -'
'Shhh, Piglet.'
'Sorry?'
'Shhh.'
'Why? What's happening?'
'Let us betake
ourselves unto the zone.'
'What zone? Oh,
don't tell me someone's slung up an installation right here in -'
'Silence,
Piglet. Silence. Tigger says it's
essential to mediate. You know, let your
mind go plonk.'
'Why should we do
that?'
'Words, Piglet. Tigger says that sometimes they can be swords
when they should be fraushoes.'
'It's that honey,
isn't it? Moment I saw "Produce of
Colombia" I just knew--'
'That whereof of
which we know whatnot, thereof let us know not it.'
'So…if you don't
know something you shouldn't talk about it?'
'Yes.'
'When's that stopped
Tigger?'
'For it is written,
Piglet: let your yea be yea and your shush be shush.'
'Biblical, is that?'
'Oh, Piglet,
Piglet. Jimmy Cliff. 1968. Top tune.'
'I think he might
have got it from -'
'He sang about the
White Cliffs of Dover, you know. Just
like Miss Lynn.'
'I don't think Mr
Cliff had quite the same experience of Dover as -'
'Your
mind, Piglet, your mind is like unto the sky.'
'What's this
"like unto" business?'
'Your thoughts are
like clouds, Piglet, having a proper old scud.
Happy thoughts. Airy thoughts.
Then, all of a sudden, sad thoughts. Not
all that very nice thoughts.'
'No, Pooh, that's
minefieldness.'
'Not mediation?'
'You mediate between
things.'
'Ah. Like the devil and the old brown cow?'
'Deep blue sea,
Pooh.'
'Oh, code now, is
it? Well, purple sparrow to you.'
'No, it's a saying
that -'
'Sorry, Piglet, I'm
in the zone. Ow…ow…'
'Oum, Pooh.'
'Ow…cow….'
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