All Good Cheer to Everybody

 'Well then, Piglet...'

'Well then, Pooh.'

'Jubilate...'

'Time to parte.'

'Doesn't rhyme.'

'Is that a crime?'

'Let it pass...'

'Charge your glass.'

'Clear your throat.'

'Here's the note.'

'So off we go.'

'So da capo.'

'Merry merry.'

'Happy jolly.'

'Tom and Jerry.'

'Buddy Holly.'

'Jolly happy.'

'Outsize nappy.'

'Roaring fire,'

'Strikers' ire.'

'Carollers plaguing.'

'Rishi reneging.'

'Bankers distraughted.'

'Jenrick deported.'

'Fox known as Laurence.'

'Wrath and abhorrence.'

'Crazed as a bat.'

'Who'd want to...er...that?'

'Ne'er mind winter's chill.'

'Our boots we shall fill.'

'Fine wines in the cellar.'

'Cross-Channel, Suella.'

'Though mirth be erupted - '

'Our council's bankrupted.'

'Though frost is a-glistening - '

'Yon Hancock's a-pissen-'

'Mind your manners.'

'Fly your banners.'

'Happy merry.'

'Tram 'n' ferry.'

'Sleighbells ringing.'

'Bob 'n' Binging.'

'Sprouts 'n' mash.'

'UK crash.'

'Brave Lionesses.'

'HS-themed messes.'

'Lowly manger.'

'Queens Park Ranger.'

'Heaping snow.'

'Strapped for dough.'

'New Year Joy.'

'Myrna Loy.'

'Bette Davis.'

'Dot 'n' Mavis.'

'Here's to you.'

'To you too too.'

'With a hashtag?'

'Plus a gift-bag.'

'All good cheer to everybody.'

'Feel the Noize! Behold - our Noddy!'